Back on Track

After taking a few months off from this blog, I've decided to get it up and running again. Certainly I have quite a few stories backlogged that will be readable when I have more time to put them all together. I've decided to write not only about the ridiculousness of Wayne, but also about anyone else that crosses my path. Let's get this party re-started!
I have been reminded quite frequently of Wayne's gayness (not that anything is wrong with being gay, but for a man that proclaims to be straight, well sometimes you just have to poke fun at him). Case in point - his computer background alternates between a closeup of a puppy and a picture of "GQ" Yao Ming. I could understand him putting a picture of Yao on his background, as all Chinese love Yao, but I would think that would be a picture of Yao doing what he is known for aka playing basketball, not modeling cologne in a leather sportscoat. He also thinks that Brandon Rush is the most attractive member of the KU basketball team. It is quite disturbing that he would admit something like that.
Although I joke a lot with him about being gay, he does have those "shining moments of straightness". This afternoon while we were doing our chemistry, he asked me about buying condoms, right out of the blue.
Wayne: Hey, I think that I'm going to buy some condoms.
Me: Ok, why you gonna have sex with your roommate? Or are you gonna give them to the people upstairs because they have sex all the time?
W: No, I just want to buy some because I never have. Can you get them from the Dillon's?
M: Yeah you can pretty much get them anywhere.
W: I don't think you can get them from the Dillon's, cause I went there before and couldn't buy find them.
M: Well some places keep them locked up and you have to ask someone to buy them.
W: Ok well I just want to go with you to buy some because I never have before.
M: I think it would be kinda homo-esque if we went together to buy them, but I guess I'll take you.
W: I won't try to hold hands with you, I promise.