Mistaken Identity

Many people may not know this fact: Wayne's real name is not Wayne but Xingxian. You can imagine how difficult that is to pronounce on a regular basis. Plus, being able to "rename" someone has a fun and somewhat commanding power to it. In a rare display of comedic neglect, we gave Xingxian the American name of Wayne. Not to say that Wayne is not completely fitting, as certainly he is what one would picture as a "Wayne". However, wouldn't Richard Gu have been funnier? DOH! Therefore, he will now be known as Wayne Richard Gu, or Dick Gu for short.