Presidents and Assholes

Our last night in Colorado was spent drinking. I think it's safe to say we drank enough that night to make up for our lack of drinking the previous nights. Why didn't we drink the other two nights? Well, maybe it's because we were tired, or because we have huge vaginas. Whatever the reason, we got drunk. At the end of this article, I'll post the link to pictures from our trip. But first, the stories behind this phenomenal night.
Before one can begin a good night of drinking, obviously they must take shots, and not good shots. Shots of alcohol people generally scoff at, or throw up in their mouths. Our shot of choice for the night was Hot Damn, or "Honey Wine" as Wayne called it. The bottle had been in the freezer to cool it down, and either the Hot Damn really was just spicy water, or the freezer was absolutely amazing. We chose to warm the liquor as you would a baby's bottle, on the stove in a bath of water. After doing our shots, we moved on to drinking games. I believe that the pictures visualize this description. After going through the deck of Hooters cards and sorting into hot or not, we played some Fuck the Dealer. Next we moved to P&A, with the only standing rule being that the president, "elected" for consecutive terms, was able to make up a rule. (One of my personal favorites is the "little man rule", in case anyone cares.) After I was elected consecutively, and made up the "Wayne out of control rule", as he had been getting a little rowdy at certain points during the night when he was supposed to drink, but didn't think that we were being fair. In his defense, we certainly were not being fair. But as the rule stated, if someone thought that he was getting a little too rambunctious, we would have a democratic vote. In our system of checks and balances, Wayne, if determined to be out of control, would be forced to drink 4, while everyone else had to drink 1. Fair? Maybe. An excuse to get Wayne to drink when any one of us felt we hadn't drank in awhile? Certainly. Well, by the end of the night, Wayne was drunk, the fourth place person had to take a shot of Hot Damn, and the third place person had to wear the pink goggles and have their picture taken numerous times. Then we went to the bars, and Wayne ordered "Sex with an Alligator". It looked really gross. But then he went out and did something like hit on a girl, and totally redeemed himself!

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