Diversity

-"The network is concerned about a lack of diversity, so there's going to be some changes. Does anyone know what diversity is?"
-"Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but diversity is an old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War."
-"Ron, I would be surprised if the network was concerned about a wooden ship."
Ok, this (very mishandled) quote was from Anchorman. What does this have to do with Wayne? To explain this, let's examine Wayne's phonetics (I think that means how he pronounces words). Wooden, pronounced by Wayne, has sort of an "ooooo" sound, like the O's in boobs.

-Hey man, today I was at the Dillon's, and I sort of bought a wooden ship.
-You bought a ship? Like a model?
-Um, yes, it's a wooden ship model.
-Oh, so you have to put it together, with like glue and stuff right?
-Um, yes I think so. See, that used to be my hobby back in China, kind of as a kid. I made the models of things.
-So now you're going to put together a ship?
-Yes.
-Ok cool. Well let me know how it goes then.

Next day:
-Hey man, I was going to put together that wooooden ship, and you know what, it was already put together when I took it out of the box.
-So you bought a model ship to put together, but it was already assembled in the box? Oh boy.
-Yeah, so I dont' know. That's all. See you tomorrow man.