A Buffet

-Chickenburgs
-Whoppaw's
-Personal Pan Pizza, topped with honey
-Arby's Beef and Cheddar (Arby's stock continues to rise logarithmacly, thanks mostly in part to their sales in one Lawrence KS store)
-A muffin and chips (here, chips = french fries. Why fries are ever referred to as chips is ridiculous. It must be the British's fault.)
-Chinese buffet (which, oddly enough, doesn't seem to fit this pattern)
What do these 5 items have in common? Well, this list contains the only things that Wayne can be seen eating during the noontime meal. Although you would think meals like these would swell a man to 40 inch waists, thus far his Chinese genes have been mostly resistant to American meals. Weird.

Meals added
-Meatball sub (Dec. 20, 2005)