The Comeback Kid

*Disclaimer: Names changed to protect identities
Dr. J - "Hey Xayne, I bet your balls have a lot of freedom in those sweats, huh?"
Xayne the Hubinator - "Yeahh!"
Dr. J - "But then again, I bet you balls have a lot of freedom in your Speedo too."
Xayne - "Yeah right, yours do!"
As you can see, Xayne's creativeness is mirrored only by his punctuality.