Myth or Legend???

As many of you know, Wayne hails to us from a foreign country. China to be exact. Since the Chinese invented "ninja-ism", better known as "ninja-ing" to some, the proverbial question was asked, "is Wayne a ninja?" The members of 5051 Malott have witnessed many events in which Wayne has displayed extraordinary reflexes (see 'dodging of thrown dry ice' or 'dodging of fake punches'). which is one characteristic of a ninja. Although our attempts to get him to admit to owning throwing stars, midnight building climbings while dressed in black, or to other activities known of ninjas have been futile, the question still remains. Please leave a comment if you have witnessed any suspicious activity on the part of Wayne.